Drake and Jhene at Coachella.
VANDALISM: beautiful as a rock in a cop’s face
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
yeah praying or no praying will affect my score but its the fucking thought that counts
Start of something slithery ❤️🐍
Ramen ( by Jon Siegel)